I spend childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older and this shit sucks.
I'm Stephanie. I'm from Scotland and I'm 18 years old. Check out my blog. If you like it, good. If you don't, click the [x]. Add me on Facebook and follow me on Twitter. Stalkers will not be tolerated.
I'm quite the computer geek.
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Working with members of the public - you won’t realise how much you hate people until you work with them. Let me give you an insight as to why…
“Let me give you the change to that”
Yeah sure, I don’t mind one bit. But if you hand me over a £50 note I want to punch you. You should lose the right to exact change back if you give me big bills for a small total for your shopping. And if you do want to give me change say so before I put it in the till. I hate having to work out in my head how much I owe you because you’re being awkward.
“It’s such a nice day outside”
I’m open to small talk. But do you forget that I’m the poor fucker stuck indoors serving your goofy ass barbecues and ice cream? I don’t need you and every other customer reminding me that I’m not outside enjoying it!
The bag packer watcher
I don’t mind packing bags. It’s nice to be nice. But assholes like these I just want to smack. Don’t just stand there and watch me pack your shopping. I helped you so stop being so lazy and get your ass some bags.
Rude people
Goes without saying. When I’m on the other side of the till I’m nice to the shop keeper. I expect you to do the same. You don’t need to have a full blown conversation with me but a simple “hello, please and thank you” go a long way. I don’t like being looked down at. A bit of eye contact is nice. Get off your fucking phone. Asshole.
The money bastards
Don’t ever chuck the money at me. Don’t just throw it down in front of me. Hand it to me. I’m not a dog playing fetch.
The wannabe rule breakers
If I ID you then that’s just tough. It’s the law. It’s my job. If you have nothing to hide then why is it such a problem? I’m young too. I’m only 19. Do you not realise i get it too?! If you have £5000 in your bank account then fair enough. But I don’t. And I’m not prepared to lose my job just because you want to get drunk this weekend.
I’m seeing a lot of kitty posts so i thought i’d join in. My boyfriends new kitten. How cute?
“Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.”
But all my pictures are on my other computer. Shit balls.
